Just as everyone was sitting down for Thanksgiving diner the Turkey jumped up and started singing a country song. The song went like this “I eat corn all the time and I gobble up a storm I shoot ah gun and I run from Pilgrims and that’s how my Thanksgivings gooo”. Then he sang a rap and it was “akward”. Anyway this is how it went “If your a Turkey out there and you want to know how to run from a hunter with a compound bow here’s whatcha do don’t tell nobody unless it’s your Mom or Daddy you just zig zag to California the Alabama now find some brush and jump right in”. Then finally he quit but he destroyed half the house and thought the Turkey which was a decoration was his girlfriend but once he fond out his “girlfriend” was a decoration he ran away then I said “I think the Turkey was A little under cooked.